Anonymous asked: What would you do if you hugged a guy and you felt he had a hard on?
What would I do? I wouldn’t do anything. I would finish hugging him and then let go.
I might make my eyes really big and it would probably take me by surprise, but I don’t know what action you were hoping I’d commence doing…
i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds
- weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
- literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
- pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
- make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
- they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit
props clouds, you’re metal as hell
Anonymous asked: when was the last time you were so horny you had to masturbate
Good fucking lord.
Does that concern you?
When you hurt yourself and don’t put a band-aid on it because you think you deserve the pain
Your body creates a natural band-aid to keep you protected.
When you want to tear open your skin
Your skin fights back, creates a tough skin of scar tissue to prevent it happening again.
When you take all those pills because you’ve had enough
Your stomach contracts to get rid of them
Because your body
This is literally the best thing I’ve read this year